Wisconsin’s two-term incumbent U.S. Senator Ron Johnson, known for always having something to say to friendly media, is perfectly depicted with a diverse batch of accessories in this costume.
Comes with COVID-killing mouthwash, a trick cellphone to confuse unfriendly mainstream media, false electors documents, and Antifa repellent spray.
Special add-on pack includes a youth sized intern costume - cuz who could try to overturn an election without a trusty intern - private jet travel vouchers for taxpayer reimbursed trips to Florida (cuz duh Florida that’s where #Trump and #Desantis hangout).
Uncanny ability to still be kinda mean when you’re supposed to be saying something kinda Wisconsin nice sold separately.
Seeking his third term (after promising to quit after two) Ron Johnson seems to have a solid, but not insurmountable, lead over challenger Lieutenant Governor Mandela Barnes.
To be honest, Sen. Johnson has seen his strongest polling numbers to date in this race which does NOT bode well for “The Other Mandela” with just over one week until Election Day - no matter how many Hollywood Millionaires Mandela can rally to his aid!
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